DOH, Storm Troopers. angles, and tomorrow

I have been
THO THO busy
a little of this
ran into my BHY Gurls at the RODEO

and that

available in both TN and TPT

a little bit of this
i LOVE taking pictures of myself... at good angles of course... I KNOW weird
look at my teeth... weird.. and we are splotchy... but still worthy
 a little bit of that
if you downloaded this before... 8:00 am Sunday Texas Time...
download again.. there was a mistake...SORRY!!!!!!
THO SORRY!!!


a little bit of this
good angle

and a little bit of that
why is there a lizard in the bag of BUGS... putting a spider in there is bad enough but a LIZARD

and this too
my bub had his first big BIG BIG bump... other eye is just closed... not black and blue too!!!
I'll tell you all about those... tomorrow!!!
the good, the bad, and the ugly and ugly again...
a play by play as you may...

and now hang on to your
thrusters 
(can you tell I am married to a NERD... complete dork if you will... I am not being mean... I love nerds... but seriously RIGHT THIS very minute... my hubs is trying on his custom made... STAR WARS costume... yep... I would take his pic but that may cause a problem... see he has to wear a unitard under the armor... HA HA HA... see DORK!!!!! but I love my Star Wars NERD and his Storm Troopin butt drives me nuts and that is all that counts... secret is out... oh and did I mention he made it... he like Martha Stewart and George Lucas rolled into one... OK minus the $BILLIONS$ but just as crafty!!!)

ok now hold to your thrusters....
and place the switch to REVERSE
because I am taking you on a ride...........


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this is a flashback to Valentine's Day
and our mass chaos
mind you my poor kids have not had outside recess in like a month
ok maybe a few days
but that equals me wanting to give them a big
Valentine's Day PARTAY
even though it is NOT an approved PARTAY day
YES we only have 3 approved days
because you know it is my fault kids are chubby
it has NOTHING to do
with Xbox or DS or Wii
NOTHING
have you seen your kids thumbs...
they are fit!!!


anywho...
Valentine's was a BANG-n day
my kiddos loved my hair too...
YAY my kiddos
and
we had a grand day
(mind you they were a little OK A LOT hyper
remember NO recess)

we started the day with a little Play Doh
on their desks
and I had a message on the board that said
I LOVE YOU DOH MUCH
(clever I know)
we have to go to specials right after announcements
so they got to play with it until we left...

when they got back we did a writing activity
first they had 5 minutes to mold anything out of their play doh
and then we rotated seats
(VERY RANDOMLY)
they had to fill out a story elements chart...
it was hilarious
they didn't get to see what others wrote about their sculpture
until they got back to their seat
some were upset because
well their sculptures
were well
abstract (nice word for WTH is that)
we shared the story bones
(we didn't have time to actually WRITE a story so it was just the bones)
and we had some good laughs
and it was even funnier after we found out what the sculpture
 REALLY WAS!!!
see for yourself...









ok and not in order...
3 triangle thingy from Link (mistaken as TeePee but spelled tea pea so the setting was in a tea kettle), a lantern fish (mistaken as a warthog), a sea turtle, a blue footed booby (my favorite bird) (mistaken as a penguin), a dinosaur (I forget what that was mistaken as OH a rhino I think), a kiwi (called a QUE...whatever that is), a pan of eggs (mistaken as a DIRTY pan), and a funny guy (mistaken as a weirdo)
HA HA HA HA HA HA


then we did this as our TEST!!!
YES I GAVE A TEST ON Valentine's DAY!!!
MEAN FARLEY

 we canNOT
and I repeat CANNOT
have a Valentine Party
we are only allowed 3 a year
and VALENTINE'S Day is not
one...
have you heard this before???
which also means we canNOT have a fun food
or candy
or anything fun
NO FUN
SO
I thought to myself
I said
FARLEY?  what could you do?
you LOVE Valentine's Day!!!

HMMMMM I thought and then I found this on TN
LOVE IT and had to have it!!!!
It is by Hilary Lewis
and you can get it at her TN store for FREE!!!!
FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLLA
Hillary's TN link here
Hiliary's blog HERE


the kids loved this and we did not eat them
well I didn't see them eat them
yep we threw it all away
sure did
YEP
at least I told them to get rid of the evidence

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I had that post just sitting in my POSTS section
and thought just post it!!! we did other things too... like the Valentine Minute To Win It
seen all over Pinterest
BUT NO PARTY WAS HAD
NOPE

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this week was CRAY CRAY
and more... I am really glad to see this week finishing!!!

I will tell you all about it tomorrow
TOMORROW NIGHT...
because I plan on sleeping late and
laundry
and laundry and
more laundry
and then when I get into the SUNDAY NIGHT BLUES... I will post it...
promise
TOODLES!!!

7 comments:

  1. Hey Farley!!! Thanks for the laugh...as always! You should def. take many more pictures!!! The camera loves you...me...not so much. I am not sure if it is because I look completely different when I see the pics or whether I just didn't know that is what I look like...HAHAHA

    My husband is also a NERD & crafty as well. hahaha! My husband want a Harry Potter Wand (You know, the one that is like 200 bucks and can be programmed to control anything electronic in the house??). My guy is skinny....I think he would disappear if he wore a leotard... hahaha!.

    You are completely wonderful & refreshing! Thanks for blogging!

    Michelle
    P.S. I posted some freebie graphics on my blog...just in case you are into those sorts of things...freebies...

    The 3AM Teacher

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  2. Cracking me up gurl!!!! I think when I read your posts, I read them in your voice....well, I've not heard your voice, but what I think you sound like....

    Loving the pics...except boo boo boy:( What happened? Oh yeah, that must me the ugly your going to tell about today:)

    Your VDAY not partay sounded very fun and educational!!!

    Love the freebie....going to get it now:) Hugs!

    4th Grade Frolics

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  3. well, I hope you feel "guilty" for not posting! yeesh!!!
    lol!! J/K!!!
    I LOVE the funny/weird guy - I cracked up when I saw him!

    And my baby girl, A, had been getting all kinds of bumps lately! Just yesterday, she ran into the glass door...lol...and another door closed on her leg (the wind blew it!) - you'd think we beat her up by looking at her..lol!

    as always, thanks for the laughs girl!

    ♥ Jen
    The Teacher's Cauldron

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  4. You are so funny! I agree on the angles...I totally love taking pics with my honey and kids (with certain restrictions on how I am photographed ...lol)
    Jennifer

    First Grade Blue SKies

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  5. I love those bangs (I think I said that before, but they are awesome!). I look forward to reading more today :)
    Kristen

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  6. I just LOVE your haircut!
    The bangs are perfect!

    We're not supposed to have ANY parties, or holidays, or food, or, I think, fun. Half the staff does it anyway and the other half suffers in silence.

    OUCH! Sorry about Drew's booboo.

    That play-doh idea is terrific (along with, of course, your commentary). I'm going to try to sneak that one in...

    Kim
    Finding JOY in 6th Grade

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  7. I totally and completely missed this entire blog. But you didn't blog during your sunday night blues...understandably.
    I guess I just wonder how I missed your blog post. My hubs is a star wars guy too but not of recent. I bet they are total friends on some nerdy computer game and they don't even know it.
    Love you freakin genius.

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