FaBuLouS LiNkY PaRtY
and I couldn't wait to join...
I am known to say some CraZy FuNNy things!!!
the kids think it is a riot and thank goodness
4 out of 5 dentists recommend me
or I would be in trouble!!!
I have been working on some posters
and this Linky kicked
my keester into gear to finish them...
(i was about to say made me get off my
butt to finsh them...but I don't stand while on the computer)
So here are my finished posters with some explaining :)
or scratches or pushes or you fill in the blank...
and when asked why they say...
SHE MADE ME or
HE DID IT FIRST
(if you did not say the above bold print in
an annoying kid voice please go back and repeat...
and so I tell them this...
2. If they do not get the above statement
I then ask them...
Well if he kissed you would you KISS him back?
that is usually followed by a YUCK!!! or some other
~ I just found a bug in my lunch~ face
AND to tell you the HONEST truth
most don't get it...
It might just be my sarcastic DIVA-licious
personality spewing out!!!
BUT WHATEVER...here's your sign (HA HA HA)
3. During Writer's Workshop
some of my sweet babies
just cannot stay QUIET...
so to gently remind them
and to save my SHHHHH for later use...
I say in my sweetest teacher voice...
After I check for understanding
and know for sure they are ready to be let loose on independent work I say...
I am all about ReALiTy TV but just not in my classroom...
If they ask silly questions or I want them to think a little harder...
I LOVE this quote and
have NEVER used it in my class BUT
with a poster this CUTE
I will be saying this a lot next year!!!
I tease my kids that if they leave early
they have to bring me back a Sonic drink...
some do & I act like the Prize Patrol
walked into my class with a BaJiLLioN $$$
when they do.
My former FaVe was an apple JUICE slush
BUT I am saddened to say
that due to Sonic wanting to fill up our landfills with apple juice
juice boxes they NO LONGER
have apple juice on TAP *tear*
so my new fave is
9. I am all about sharing
BUT the PiGGy fLu put me over the edge so
I bring you this...
I am simply sharing this FICTIONAL NEVER happened in my
After the fabulous, fantastic, fantasy teacher finished telling
her NOT REAL class that they need glue and scissors for the
next activity and she SWEETLY and KINDLY explained
how cutting NEATLY and gluing straight will be crucial in
completing the task perfectly...a made up student asked...
do I need my scissors and glue???
and so the prim and proper probably made up teacher
lost her teacher filter and replied.....(see below)
and lived the rest of the school year in a class where fictional kids
purposely asked if they had to use scissors or glue so some-one could reply...
I have VERY expensive pencil sharpeners
and I explain that pencils smaller than your pinky
should NOT go into the sharpener...
If I break I cry...If you break you BUY!!!
(not really but it works)
i have more...
but I had to stop to cook dinner...
PRETTY sure hubs and bubs would like dinner tonight :)
I had so much fun reading through the other entries..
my favorite was...
did they have scissors or a knife...
then they didn't cut you...
even in the older grades I get that
oh and if these posters are something you might want
let me know in the comments section.
I have been debating over possibly putting them up for sale and sharing some others for FREE...
hope you have a
beaver licking good Friday
I mean a finger licking good weekend :) *wInK*
update as of June 2013...
this is probably one of my most pinned posts and tons of you have contacted me to see if I sell these...
I do BUT they are slightly altered because some of the graphics I used in the above posters were not for commercial use....
here is a preview of what I have
it is in my teacher's notebook store and
sadly the file was lost when my computer ate it... so it will only be on TN!!!
here is the link...
if you are interested :)
and I will run a summer sale until Sept 1st 2013 on these :)
thanks for all the pins...