CURRENTLY February 2016

What WHAT???
no worries you are in the right place!!!
so what do you think of my new design???
my new name??? 
is it not PERFECTION!!!
I mean come on… I have a BUCK cartoon clipart!!!
HE is super cute!!!!

and now on to the reason you are here…
CURRENTLY 
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 some things to ponder…
my old house has NOT sold yet…
we dug a hole and even planted a saint and everything…
and nothing… I know the market is super slow over in my hood
so I am just hoping it will speed up soon …
because paying for 2 houses stinks
it seriously is cutting into my fun money!!!
and that is no fun!!!

AND AND AND SWOONING…
that's easy… my new blog design…
I know you all want to know who designed my blog…
well no other than Alexis at…



I cannot begin to tell you how awesome she was to work with…
she was always available to discuss ideas
and always more than happy to answer my silly questions
she made my vision come to life… I am absolutely in LOVE with my new design
and HIGHLY recommend if you are in the market to give Alexis a holla!!!


OK now your turn
oh and the last question...
SWOONING… something you just can't get enough of… or…. are dreaming of getting
something that makes you swoon… like I could have put Harry Connick Jr…
 oh my lordy lord…
that man makes me swoon…
but CURRENTLY I am swooning over my blog design… ha ha ah






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CURRENTLY January 2016

Happy New Year…

thanks to this month's sponsor…

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I don't want my CURRENTLY to be a Debbie Downer…
but friends… I have been sick for a few months now…
at first I had a stubborn ovarian cyst and then it ruptured and I had to have surgery…
that was November… 
after surgery I still felt yucky!!!
YUCKY I tell ya…
and then after tons of TESTS… TONS…. they decided it wasn't my kidneys, or appendix, or gall bladder….or anything else in my abdomen…  and so they decided I probably had scar tissue which doesn't show up on imagining….
so this past Monday I had surgery again…
and yep lots of scar tissue…
it had wrapped around my intestines… stretched my ovary towards my abdomen wall and was stuck to lots of other things… just crazy
recovery has not been fun… I have been struggling with the AIR BUBBLES you get after surgery 
they are painful 
and and and a HORRIBLE headache… if it is not better by today … I get to go back to the DR…
YAY!!! 
so that little TMI should give you an idea of why I need more break, more relaxation, and more days!!!

my one little word is JOY…
because I am needing to find the Joy in things…
being sick for over 2 months can really get to you… and I need to focus on the happy 
find my JOY!!!

and now it is your turn….






CURRENTLY DECEMBER 2015

SOOOOO…
sorry I am so late getting this up…
I completely
FORGOT today was the first…
I had my kiddos change out our GIANT calendar…
I changed my personal calendar...
I went to a committee meeting where they said… can you believe it is DECEMBER already???
and then I came home and was sitting on the couch…
making sub plans… I HATE SUB PLANS
and was talking to my mom and Hubs… and then
LIGHTBULB… OMG it is the FIRST!!!

ha ha ha… so here it is…


 and here is yours….
the last question is simple
is your tree fake or real… or do you have something else???








Currently November 2015

Say it ain't so…
is it seriously NOVEMBER already???
I am always glad to see October LEAVE…
but this year I am slamming the door on its way out!!! 
come on… don't you agree???
we had

Red Ribbon Week… 

in which our kids find every excuse possible to be out of dress code 
and walk a fine line between … UMMM is that ok to wear to school? 
to … UMMM HECK NO go call your mamma to bring you a change of clothes
and then we had

HALLOWEEN

see the above… same guidelines… and when we say no scary masks…
YES your mask with blood pumping through it is scary… so call your Mamma or hand it over...

a full moon

say what you will but this does have an effect on the little ones
only educators know this to be true
they may not grow extra hair and howl 
but they might as well right… because it can cause some serious pains 
and add to that we had 2 yes that is TWO fronts move through… FUN FUN FUN (sarcasm)
and then we had

an Air Show

my little school is just a
hop
    skip
        and a jump
away from the  AIR FORCE BASE
and when there is an AIR SHOW scheduled for the weekend they practice ALL WEEK
ALL WEEK… and when you have cold fronts come through 
they can't practice on those days 
SOOOO guess what they do 
EXTRA LONG practices on the good days to make up for it…that would be FRIDAY
YAY… (sarcasm)
well if you are a really good friend of mine you might know I HATE
H*A*T*E things flying over my head…especially large fast flying… LOUD jets
aka the THUNDERBIRDS
and when do they practice…
at recess and at dismissal…
FRIDAY DISMISSAL
where I can see them ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM right over my head… and if the kids start waving and getting crazy… guess what… they well flip upside down and WAVE at the kids…
THAT IS HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO THE GROUND people…
and our kids were NUTS…
the government had made budget cuts and slashed the air shows for a few years…
i was OK with that…
and now they are back!!!
so YES the kids were NUTs… can you blame them… they were on sugar highs and were out of dress code legally… why not jump up and down and wave uncontrollably at the large jet clipping our trees and NOT pay attention to your mamma waiting for your tiny hiney to get into the car so she can go home… 
dismissal took twice as long and I am pretty sure I had a heart attack…
I mean who thinks it is safe for 5 jets to fly over an elementary school at a million miles per hour while inches away from one another… 
that's safe right…
so while I was planning a mass casualty drill in my head… the kids were having the time of their lives!!!
GOD BLESS 'Merica
and GOD BLESS NOVEMBER!!!

and so my friends…
and thanks to the NOVEMBER sponsor

and here is mine...
DID YOU REMEMBER it is a clock changing day???
YEAH I didn't either…
and nobody gave the memo to my dog…
we did buy a new house… more info on that later…
it is like 4 blocks away form my old house… and 4 houses down from my parents…
ha ha ha…
and yes we are still living with my parents… until after Thanksgiving
tile and paint first
then we can move in!!!

for YUMMY I just decided to write down my favorite Thanksgiving food…
I will post the recipe on my INSTAGRAM account later…
later like when my Mamma gets the recipe card out and I can take a pic of it…
ha ha ha
follow me at farleyfarleyfarley

 and now it is your turn…



so let's link up!!!