get to the point already....

So I found this rap...
from Lil Wayne
called SO SHARP...
I personally do not know this rap
but thought it would be
da bomb
to go with the
pencil sharpener winners reveal...
then I googled the lyrics...
not allowed
so then I thought of
Sharp Dressed Man...
by ZZ Top
again not really
a teacher friendly kind of song...
so I thought and thought some more...
HMMMMMMMMMM (me thinking)
and I couldn't think of another pencil sharpener appropriate song...

and figured I better just get to the point...
ha ha I crack my self up
alrighty here ya go....

OK YAY for the winners!!!
cheers all around...
and for all you non winners
--<  --< --< --< --< BIRD WALK >-- >-- >-- >--
Non winners???
I know
who uses the term NON WINNERS...
me (raising my hand)
I know weird... BUT one time I got in LOTS
of trouble for saying the word
in front of a class...
really I did and it wasn't even like I was calling them LOSERS
I was saying don't be the losers...
we were having a grade level contest
and I said and I QUOTE
"come on you need to bring stuff in because you don't want to be the losers"
well one of those sweeties went home and said I called
after a lot of finger pointing
and tears
and apologies (YES I HAD TO APOLOGIZE)
well after the LOSER APOLOGY of 1783 (dates changed to protect those involved..ME)
I know longer say LOSER
not even the Jim Carrey version LA WHO ZA HER
or the finger L to the forehead...
no way...
and this was not me in grade school
this was me as a teacher
----------------back to the story-------------
all you NON winners
don't be bummed you can go get your own pencil sharpener
right here

for not only giving away ONE sharpener BUT giving away 2
that is so AH-SOME
and if you do decide to go buy ONE or 2
please PLEASE PURTY PLEASE tell him I sent you!!!

This sharpener ranks right on up there with SHARPIES...
there I said it!!!
that is like Unicorns and GLITTER in my world!!!
ok not so  much unicorns..
they are kinda
well I don't know...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE  my sharpener!!
get my POINT??? ha i did it again... point ha ha ha

and just in case you want another random thing... (aka bird walk)
if you didn't catch yesterday's post... head on over there (scroll down maybe)
and get your freebies!!!

TA TA for now!!!
(do you like that ending...
I am wanting a good bye saying...
 I find it necessary to help me just end
my posts...
tell me what you think...
TA TA for now :)


  1. Too cute! You crack me up! Congrats to both of them!

  2. DARN! but yay for them!!! I can't believe your loser story. forshame.

    I got sent to the p office in first grade when my friend asked me for a tissue. My teacher had HAD it and said NO BODY move or talk or you are going to the P office. Well I got sent by default. Terrified!!

    I commented about you not being able to comment. Hope it helps somehow. Can you hit reply on another persons comment? I did that once when I couldn't comment.

  3. Wow!! So excited that I won! Thank you for having such an awesome giveaway!!!

  4. I'm a day late and a dollar short for the contest, but I'll need to check it out. We bought my son an electric sharpener for Christmas and I swear he sharpened 1265 pencils yesterday. You know how they kind of die for awhile when you overuse them? Well, I figured THAT would happen so I didn't stop him after 26 pencils figuring that it couldn't possibly do another, but that dang thing just keep going. I loathe the grinding sound.

    ❤Jodi from...
    ★★The Clutter-Free Classroom★★
    Helping Teachers Get Organized

  5. DRAT!!!!!!!!!
    Hooray for the winners.
    However, for the LOSERS, I mean, the Non Winners, I guess we'll survive. I've got to go see how much that sharpener costs.
    Seriously - you had to apologize????
    A Teeny Tiny Teacher

  6. Congrats to the winners.

    Non-winners...hmmm it works lol :)

    As for Ta-Ta for could even go shorter and do TTFN :)

    Althought Ta Ta makes me think of something else (I know, get the mind out of the gutter Ms. T!) Lol :) Seriously though, it's cute!

    Journey of a Substitute Teacher

  7. oh poo!! ( like that word, right?! lol) But yay for them!!!
    And POO about your loser I don't care how old I get, I NEVER wanna be called into the principal's office! lol

    ♥ Jen
    The Teachers' Cauldron

  8. TTFN! Isn't that what Tigger said? Ta Ta For Now?
    I'm pretty sure I need to buy one of the A-Mazing sharpeners!
    Rowdy in First Grade

  9. Congrats!!!
    I'm headed over there to buy one for my room. The one on my wall just chews up pencils (if it decides to turn), and our school will no longer purchase sharpeners. Yep, you read that right! :(

    Live Laugh and Love to Learn

  10. Being one of the losers... i mean non-winners... I will be heading over to see about purchasing that sharpener. I have kids using the sharpener phobia. It drives me NUTS. Maybe this baby will help curb that.

    Now, on to your apology. What?! I think my principal and I would have had quite the discussion if I was asked to apologize for that. That's just crazy.
    Dragonflies in First

  11. Waaaaaahhhhh! You called ME a non-winner. I'm gonna tell my mom.

    Buzzing with Ms. B

  12. I am now receiving your posts via email and I gotta say...I LOVE reading your posts! You crack me up, lady! The loser thing...holy cow, seriously?! Crazy! Keep it comin'!

  13. Just bought a sharpener after I entered into your drawing. I never win those things, but I LoVe my new sharpener!!! Thanks for the suggestion. ^_^


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