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10+14=farlWey and a THO SORRY

So if you have noticed...
I have NOT commented at all on
ANY
and I mean ANY
NADA
zip
GOOSE EGG
ZERO
links...
I canNOT
apologize more!!!
I will say that I have looked at every single
ONE
because I am a NUT
and every time some
cutie links up I get a DING
on my phone and then being the
CRAY CRAY that I am
I look to see if
someone linked up
and then if it might be a sale
or it might be a
comment
or even a personal email!!!
I am OBSESSED
every LITTLE ding
I look
CRAY CRAY I tell you!!!
CRAY CRAY!!!!
so let me my excuses FLY on why I
have not commented yet!!!
FIRST...

Monday - I was sick... ask hubs
I went to bed sick...I think I had
FEVER...hubs says NO
BUT I know it was a FEVER
then Reagan (Tunstall's Teaching Tidbits)
asked me to send pics with my scarf
SO I hopped out of bed
I had to it is my REAGAN
I love me some REAGAN
so I got semi dressed
fixed makeup
hair and took pics
EXHIBIT A


then I had to include Dori
because she gets jealous of all the time Drew gets on the blog
she is the oldest child ya know...
EXHIBIT B

TUESDAY
well Tuesday I had to tutor and
then stayed late doing lots of work
yeah right talking
and then came home to this email...


Hi Farlwey,

We just posted an article, "10 Ways a Teacher Could Harm Your Child" (http://www.iamstupidandcalledfarleyfarlwey.com/stupidandcalledFarleyFARLWEY.com)

 I thought I'd drop a quick line and let you know in case you thought it was something you're audience would be interested in reading.

Thanks!
XXXXXXXXXXX

OK
where do I begin....
let me start with ONE...
my name is FARLEY
get that right
and
TWO really???
REALLY????
are you kidding me...
you don't get my name right and then you give me a link to a
site that well....
you can read
some of you might ask why are you
advertising this link FarlWey???
well because I want you to get heated too...
I like to share my anger....
SPREAD IT AROUND
like a big ol slab of butter on hot toast
SPREAAAAAAD it
this email made me so mad
I was unable to even think straight...
go there and read what they have to say
DO IT!!! or NOT? ***WINK***
My Tuesday was DONE!!!!

WEDNESDAY
I got to model again for my
girlfriends' giftique!!!
model I am not
BUT it is fun to get all dressed up
here is my FAVE!!!!

and do you see what it says
Housewives of San Antonio
LOVE IT!!! and all
my yummy sparkles
be still my glittery heart!!!
LUV!!!!
and chubby girls and white jeans
are usually not friends
but these jeans are my best friend
like in the BESTIE top 10 for reals
look how they make my thighs TIGHT
I haven't had tight thighs in like
well since 94
due to the strain of modeling and smiling all day
I was exhausted
no commenting

and NOW tonight...
THURSDAY
I had a school function... and I don't want to get too detailed
so here it is in code...
we ran out of pizza twice
I never got to play
we ran out of pizza twice
I served like one million and 3 slices
we ran out of pizza twice
paper plates were walking a fine line of actually being a plate at all
we ran out of pizza twice
I got one or 2 thank yous
we ran out of pizza twice
my cheeks turn red and HOT when I am MAD
we ran out of pizza twice
and there was a lesson learned...
if at the last function you ran out of pizza when you bought 25 pizzas.... maybe you should not buy 10 pizzas this time and then 14 more....
10 PLUS 14 EQUALS.... we ran out of PIZZA twice!!!!!

so I hope you are feeling my pain and I hope you understand why I have NOT
commented on any links...
I did not want to comment on some and not the others...
I am THO SORRY
and to make it up to you
I want to do a give away!!!!
YAY
be on the lookout this weekend for a post about a MUSTACHE STAMP give away...
you have to be linked up and one more thing or 2
SOOOOOOO
with one more
THO THO SORRY
and a
really you called me FARLwEY
and WE RAN OUT OF PIZZA TWICE
I leave you with a
TOODLES!!!